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'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance
But it does stop your biscuit going soft.
Swine Flu
If you wake up looking like this you've got it!
They reckon it's a pig to get rid of!
This Guy Is Seconds From Death
Only In Hartlepool!
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "on the piss" doesn't it?
What's the difference between Obama & Sarkozy??
